Have you ever hated someone so much that you wanted to give them a dildo that was triggered by moisture to release spikes. Then as they pulled it out it would shoot out salt to go into their wounds
WOO! HARRY POTTER SPAM!
Brian Taylor, one half of the badass AMAZING action directing duo of Neveldine/Taylor, has officially signed on to do the “Twisted Metal” movie, and we all know that Taylor is a balls to the wall action guy, who doesn’t waste time with dumbass plots, so this is gonna be a great film. Think Paul W.S. Anderson’s 2008 verison of “Death Race”, CRANKED UP TO 11!!!
this is my favorite harry potter quote
it makes harry potter REAL
icecream, the beatles and a hug